Nicht Deines Vater's Oktoberfest!
Boxyard
You've done the stein-holding competitions. Or at least watched them.
But have you cut a pretzel perfectly in half?
Have you had to pronounce the German word for a vehicle speed limiter?
(It's Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzungskontrollgerät, by the way)
In-between sets of The Polka Time All-Stars, we'll invite audience members to test their equal pretzel- (and pizza-) cutting and tongue-twisting skills. Nothing against a good stein hold—we've hosted a gut number of them—(em dashes mine!) but this Oktoberfest we thought we'd mix it up with brains, not brute.
Sebastian Wolfrum, Fullsteam friend and founder/owner of Epiphany Craft Malt, will help host and judge competitor's abilities to pronounce ridiculously complicated German words.
We do ask that no German-speakers compete. That would be schrecklich. For the pretzel-cutting competition, home chefs are welcome, but professional chefs: for now, leave your knife sets at work! Danke schön.*
* our website strips out umlauts. Komm mir nicht damit!
