Nicht Deines Vater's Oktoberfest!

Boxyard

You've done the stein-holding competitions. Or at least watched them.

But have you cut a pretzel perfectly in half?  

Have you had to pronounce the German word for a vehicle speed limiter?

(It's Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzungskontrollgerät, by the way)

In-between sets of The Polka Time All-Stars, we'll invite audience members to test their equal pretzel- (and pizza-) cutting and tongue-twisting skills. Nothing against a good stein hold—we've hosted a gut number of them—(em dashes mine!) but this Oktoberfest we thought we'd mix it up with brains, not brute.

Sebastian Wolfrum, Fullsteam friend and founder/owner of Epiphany Craft Malt, will help host and judge competitor's abilities to pronounce ridiculously complicated German words. 

We do ask that no German-speakers compete. That would be schrecklich. For the pretzel-cutting competition, home chefs are welcome, but professional chefs: for now, leave your knife sets at work! Danke schön.*

* our website strips out umlauts. Komm mir nicht damit!